I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
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i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
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I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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