Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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