no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
You are a genius and a whore.
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