so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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