I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Let's get the cat blown out
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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