FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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