Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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