fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
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I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
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Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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