I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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