Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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