All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
Randomize
