I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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