So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
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I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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