Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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