It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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