It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
wanna go halves on a baby?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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