The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
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I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
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He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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