just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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