new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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