he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
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He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
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I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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