Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
are you so shy because you have an std?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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