I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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