This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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