he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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