I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
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I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
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I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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