We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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