If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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