i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
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By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
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I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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