Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
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Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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