If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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