I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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