lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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