he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
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you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
All the doctor said was why
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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