your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
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if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
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I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
You ruined the universe
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize