perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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