You were right. It hurts to walk today.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
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You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
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Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Omg I joined a choir last night...
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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