Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Vodka?
Forever.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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