I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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