dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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