i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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