i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Drake has all the answers
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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