reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
where does the pee come out of this thing
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
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I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
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Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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