Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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