it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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