I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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