HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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