Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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