did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
that's an acceptable place to lick
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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