I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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