waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
we're so committed to being not committed
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