? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Who wears a wallet chain?!
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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