he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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