You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Even the bartender felt bad for me
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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