Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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