Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
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screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
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I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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