of course. lets lasso hookers.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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