Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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