so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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