Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
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I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
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Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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