No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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