talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
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I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
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Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
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